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The soccer world was rocked to its foundations today when Barcelona coach Luis Enrique made a number of surprise call ups for tonight’s Champions League clash against APOEL Nicosia.
With Lionel Messi and Andres Iniesta both absent, the manager has called up foul-mouthed gobshite Marc Bowers and Calum ‘Morph’ Meaney on short term loans from Stoke Gifford.
Stinky Turner is 59.
