By our intrepid reporter E I Addio
The soccer world was rocked to its foundations today as Stoke Gifford A shared four goals with Bristol Spartak at Little Stoke. Sadly, the goals were spread somewhat unevenly between the two sides as the Village crashed to a 4-0 defeat.
With Big Jordan Russell celebrating his 40th birthday, but playing like he had done all the partying the night before, the Village were not exactly a forward threat, at least not until posh student layabout Henry Winterman was pushed forward and he came nearest to scoring.
Patrolling the left back position in his zimmer frame, Stinky Turner (59), still has a long way to go before he can start repaying the transfer fee he said the Village paid Filton for his latest return, but it spoke volumes about the levels of fitness of portly left back Nigel Johnson that Turner was selected ahead of him.
Boris patrolled the centre circle for much of the game, watching the ball flying over his head and Ben Bennett played like two men. Unfortunately, those two men were Laurel and Hardy.
Man of the match – Henry Winterman.
Stinky Turner is 59.
