By our football correspondent E I Addio.
The soccer world was rocked to its foundations last weekend when two seismic events occurred simultaneously: the village third team won and roly poly centre forward Jordan Russell scored. Not only that, but they won 9-2 and Jordan – I am not making this up – scored two perfect hat tricks, thus doubling his goalscoring tally for his entire career (possibly). Bennett was too shocked to comment but mumbled something about this being a sensational victory against top notch opposition which was stretching things a little.
Good news too for the first team who won 4-1 away at Winterbourne with goals from Dennis Cox (2), Fletch and Bartley.
Sadly, the reserves contrived to lose 3-0 at the BAWA club against Kellaway.
Martin Black is 59.
