What the f*** is going on with the blog?

As I travel round the village, people come up to me and ask, “Rick: what’s happened to the blog? It might have been crap but at least it gave me something to do with the wife was watching the X Factor.”

The reality, dear reader (note the singular tense), the reason we have had no reports recently is because no one tells me anything, not even results or goalscorers or outright lies about what someone probably hasn’t been up to.

I’ll leave it for a few weeks but if nothing changes I’ll have to wind it up.