Moaty moves like Jagger

by Rick Johansen

Regulars at the Baileys Court pub were aghast on Saturday night as village net minder Moaty ‘treated’ the crowd to a bizarre display of disco dancing. The hapless custodian once again making the most of a free Saturday by getting absolutely hammered, took to the floor alone to, as he put it “bust some serious moves”.

After 2 minutes of arm flailing stumbling around in front of a non-plussed band and audience Moaty pronounced himself satisfied and informed all present that he really has got ‘the moves like Jagger’ prompting Pearcy to comment “If you moved a bit like Jagger during the game perhaps you might not let so many in”.

Moaty is 59.

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