He Shot He Missed has received serious correspondence from the President of FIFA.
£1 from every pint of Thatchers sold in the Speakeasy will go towards paying this fine.
Dear sir
As an avid admirer of your magnificent organ ‘he shot he missed’ I was disappointed to see an error in the recent sensational pictures article.
The pictures you passed off as action from the ‘Martin Black No Stars’ fixture were clearly from the FIFA World Cup final of 2006, you can tell by the concentration,hairline and athletic posture of the number 12 in the shots that it is the legendary French superstar Zinedine Zidane in his pomp, shortly before being dismissed for an outrageous goatlike headbutt on Marco Matterazzi.
I do hope this is a one off mistake which will be corrected as I would hate to have to place sanctions in the form of fines (paid directly to me in a brown envelope) on one of my ‘football family’ copyright FIFA unauthorised use will result in a fine (paid directly to me in a brown envelope).
Yours in sport
Septic Bladder
President leader legend
FIFA.
