“And now, here on (select media outlet) it’s the sports news.

“Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.”

Who won the game?

“Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.”

Eh?

“Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.”

But what about Spurs? What a great win.

“Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.”

It was 3-0.

“Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.”

Oh come on. There must be something else to talk about?

“Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.”

Seriously?

“And now it’s the weather forecast.”

No more Mourinho?

“Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.”