To my loyal reader

Dear Loyal Reader,

I can only apologise for the problems I am having with this website. I have no idea why it’s going wrong, or why everything I have written for the last few days has disappeared, but it is all in the hands of my technical team whose name is John.

Apparently, it’s all down to the server so if I see him I will give him a slap.

Yours in comradeship,

Rick