Late new Strictly Come Dancing entrant shocker!

Yes, the shocker world was rocked to its foundations when a late entrant emerged for this year’s Strictly Come Dancing.

Confirming the announcement, Bristol Manor Farm supremo John ‘The Sheriff’ Black (59) stated that he was not concerned at attracting criticism from the judging panel, especially Mr Nasty Craig Revel Horwood.

“Everyone knows I tell ’em straight,” lashed Black. “I’ll tell ’em whether John Black can dance or not!”

John Black is 59.