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The first team ‘entertain’ the University XI at home today whilst the stiffs are away at Barrow Gurney, which is somewhat fitting.
The Sheriff has swung the axe today, dropping Little Steven Johnson in favour of his drunken student layabout brother Nigel whose original gravity remains in double figures today, far higher than the number of runs he has scored this season to date.
The stiffs are further weakened by the return of Fraser Moron and the creaking bones of Mark ‘Cleft Foot’ Stephens (59).
A special prize goes to anyone who can explain what Dan ‘Five Bellies’ Dunt was doing near the Sainsburys/AXA roundabout at 10.00 am today, waving his arms about in driving rain, weaving in and out of the traffic.
