Following the recent consultation exercise I carried out on this blog, I have decided to put it behind a paywall. In other words, you will only be able to read my work if you pay shit loads of money. Subscriptions will be charged as follows:
Please do not read the small print at all because you will quickly work out that those charges have nothing to do with this blog and I am not going to be offering guitar lessons anytime soon. To do so would require me having to learn how to play a guitar in the first place. But don’t let that put you off.
I have decided to rip you off – sorry, I mean offer my writing behind a paywall – because everyone else does it and, after a decade and more, and over 6000 blogs, I am barely a household name even in my own household. But look, £15 a month is nothing, right? If I haven’t convinced you yet, just look at the membership benefits you will get, just for lining my pockets:
- Fuck all
- Er …
- That’s it
So please, when you’re ready, fill out the form that doesn’t exist at the bottom of this blog and send it to me this very second.
Alternatively, why not buy me a coffee, if only because you feel sorry for me.
Seriously – and I can do serious from time to time – thanks for reading and thanks to those kind people who buy me coffee. I love you all.
