And now we go live to the man who, almost single-handedly, fucked over Britain by removing us from our place at the top table of Europe, ladies and gentlemen, Nigel Farage: “I am beginning to think that perhaps life in the United Kingdom is now becoming completely unliveable because of the levels of prejudice against me.” The nicotine-stained man frog overestimates his levels of importance and relevance in the nation’s psyche. There’s literally no prejudice. Some hatred, mostly apathy and disinterest and from the hard of thinking, some admiration. But Nige, if you gotta go, go now. None of us will try to stop you.
What is it with these people? Farage pretends to rail against the establishment, but he literally is the establishment. Private school, a wealthy city trader; this is no man of the people. He’s not so much a politician, but a political businessman, getting even richer by grifting on the backs of others, including the EU, an organisation he hates so much that he draws a hefty pension from.
Now he complains his bank accounts have been closed down. Infamy, infamy – they’ve all got it infamy. Because banks do that all the time, don’t they, with seriously rich people for absolutely no reason? He’s not saying why and he’s certainly given no indications that he could have done anything wrong and no one has suggested his financial dealings resembled a scene from Ozark. It’s clearly a plot by the Remoaners who lost the EU referendum seven long years ago and those awful lefties running the country today. You know the type: hard Brexiters like Rishi Sunak and Suella Braverman. They’ve been gaslighting us for years. They’re actually Corbynistas in disguise. Obviously, this last bit is made-up bollocks but here’s the thing: Farage wants us to believe he’s a victim and the sinister Liberal Elite, an organisation that doesn’t exist and never has existed, are his all powerful enemies.
This is another bonkers conspiracy theory. It’s from the world of David Icke and the lizards controlling a secret world government, chem trails and how vaccines don’t help us live; they make us die. Farage says that as a multimillionaire with his own TV show “life is becoming completely unliveable“. Play me the world’s smallest violin. Life is becoming unliveable for the millions on NHS waiting lists, for people who cannot afford to eat, for people who have nowhere to live. The man has no filter, no understanding of how ordinary people live their lives and no interest in them, other than as voting fodder. He’s a hate preacher and now he whinges that perhaps people don’t actually like him. Ah, diddums.
We now know there are no upsides to Brexit but plenty of downsides. We’re not rejoining the EU anytime soon, not least because the EU would never agree to us enjoying the same level of privileges we threw away in 2016 and our poorer, more divided country is down to the likes of this nasty right wing hate pedlar, a snake oil salesman and traitor to his country.
Have a whinge and a whine, Farage. Go on now, go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now, ’cause you’re not welcome anymore.
