No sweat

by Rick Johansen

Prince Andrew:

“I’ve never met Victoria Guiffre.”

“I don’t recognise that photo.”

“On the the night I was supposed to have been having relations with that woman, I was having a pizza.”

“Jeffrey Epstein was my mate but when I heard he’d been nicked for being a paedo, I flew to new York to stay with him for a few days in order to tell him I couldn’t be his friend anymore.”

“I wasn’t a close friend of sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, although I knew her well.”

“Ms Guiffre said I used to sweat, but I can’t sweat.”

His lawyers:

“She’s got ‘false memories.”

“We want to talk to her husband Robert Giuffre, because he will have information about his wife’s “alleged emotional and psychological harm”.

“Ms Giuffre had a “role in recruiting underage girls” for Epstein’s sex-trafficking scheme.

“We believe Mr Giuffre met his wife in Thailand in about 2002 when she was attending a massage training course and “recruiting one or more women to perform sexual acts for Jeffrey Epstein, who funded the trip”.

“Ms Guiffre’s stories have changed over the years.”

Prince Andrew:

“I never intended to malign Ms. Giuffre’s character, and I accept that she has suffered both as an established victim of abuse and as a result of unfair public attacks. It is known that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked countless young girls over many years. I regret my association with Epstein, and commend the bravery of Ms. Giuffre and other survivors in standing up for themselves and others. I pledge to demonstrate my regret for his association with Epstein by supporting the fight against the evils of sex trafficking, and by supporting its victims.”

“Here’s £12 million.”

 

CONCLUSION? 

Well, what do you think?

 

 

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